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And so, gentle readers, I bring to your attention a tragic tale. Squirt was a normal, fun-loving little Turtle. Some of you may even know him, he was plucked from obscurity to star in Pixar's "Finding Nemo"... he was at Jened this summer to relax and enjoy the company of his good friend Louisa. That is, ofcourse, until a fiendishly evil cabin leader hatched a plot of such malice and evilness that Squirts' life was about to be changed... forever. The kidnappers timed their plot to coincide with Louisa's absence. She was away in New York, completely unaware of what was happening. First came the plotting... Next the torture began... Their violent cravings not yet fulfilled, Squirt was beaten once more as he hung, fighting for life. Thankfully, the cretins eventually began to tire of their cruelty towards the plucky little surfer-dude. They made their demands. "If you want to see the turtle alive again bring you hot water cup and all your cup noodles to the swings behind Cabin N. Come alone or Elena gets it." But fear not, gentle readers. The vile perpertrators were discovered and made to pay for their dastardly deeds.... Jess stole my Cookie Monster :-( *sniffs*

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