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And so we come to a tale of murder and mayhem. It all began on a typical night at Camp Jened. Emily was sat on her bed, reading quietly, because I am always well behaved and that's what I do. Yep. I read quietly. I don't break no rules. What?! I don't! Screw you, hippies! 
A number of her cabinmates, Eleanor, Gillian and Aisling were being... mean and evil and they came up with a plot so evil and horrifying in design that even now evidence of their actions remain in cabin M. 
They sat on Emily's bed. They bent it. They thought this was funny, so they dragged Emily off of her bed, and proceded to... oh the very thought is just too much... Dudes, look at what they're doing to me bed! They suck. 
I tried to fight them, but they held me down. 
Before returning to the scene of their dastardly deeds 
When finally they finished, I returned to what was left of my bed 
And tried to get some sleep 
But Eleanor had one final insult for me... 
And that was that. One Emily. One dead bed. Can things ever be the same again?
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